ANTICHRIST ELECTIONS 2008

I’m contemplating taking office as a professional Anti-Christ.

As far as I’m concerned, with impending doom upon us (and the doom is certainly impending upon us), revolution must occur. In history, the Italians frequently took to the streets when corrupt Governments were instilled. Are we such a nation of pushovers that we have to divulge our personal rights to a president dressed as a dictator. Just last year, Bush suspended Due Process, or the freedoms entailed with search and seizure. This means, if you’re identified as a national hazard, they can lock you up without just cause, a court date or warning.

Our upcoming Presidential election focuses on a triad of controversy. A woman, a black man and Biden. Biden, a latecomer, already has a majority of the expected votes. A man advocating many of Bush’s fine moves, implantation of gps tracking chips under the skin, and a whole slew of other biblical conspiracist theories.

I’m not so much concerned about the end of the world so much as I want a bigger part in it than just a by stander. If I’m going down I want to be something important in the ‘HellCapades’.

Either as a protagonist or antagonist, I’ve got the infernal fires roaring in my belly and want a taste of the Brimstone baby.

If the world’s going to be snuffed out:
Elect me as your prominent AntiChrist! I’ll bring ruin!